The Blue Monkey #2

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime a balloon cake will be invented for birthday celebrations. It will be called a ballake or a calloon.

Cutting this hybrid balloon/cake will prove difficult.

 

note:
The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen.
He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

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9 responses to “The Blue Monkey #2

  1. I had a helium balloon cake once, but it floated away and got stuck in a tree….

  2. I’d poke a hole in it with a needle, then eat it after it deflated.

  3. Dividing it up equally will prove most difficult!

  4. Please buy one and send it to me.
    OR e-mail me the mail order details
    epicuriennemail@yahoo.com
    I want one. I need one. My amulet/ lucky charm corner is DEMANDING one!
    I guess that’s not very Buddhist of me. I suppose there’s always Google…

  5. The Blue Monkey bestows a “snatchable grasshopper pebble” on each and every one of you.

    To the Epic One: we will see what can be done; but holding your breath would be bad.

  6. Oh Great and Powerful Blue Money…

    Can you tell me if I will find true love?

    Or at least tell me where I left the TV remote?

  7. Blue money is good, here in Oz our $10 notes are blue.
    Blue monkey please bless me with lottsa blue money….

  8. “Blue Money” is a Van Morrison song. “Doot-doot-doo-ya, doot-doot-doo-ya, doo-DIT.

    … oh, nevermind.

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