I’m glad my nose is on my face and not on my backside …
because I wouldn’t want people to think I was scratching my ass when really I was picking my nose.
note: tissue companies have both fronts covered.
double note: some people are just too picky! (usually children)
If tissue companies have both fronts covered, what about the back? That tends to be the nastiest. Perhaps they just don’t want to go there.
Seinfeld addressed that one, remember?
Sneezing would just be horrendous!