Just lying around.
People don’t know what to do with you or where to put you.
Half curled up, taking up space.
You are a nuisance.
Why don’t you just go away!
Did I say coma?
I meant comma.
note: If I woke up from a coma, I’d be kicking myself if I had left all my money in a “checking account“.
double note: Culture Club put me in a coma for a decade with that Coma Chameleon song.