I’ve been noticing a lot of single dead socks on the road recently.
Their migratory path must force them to cross a lot of roads.
It’s pretty tragic, as socks usually pair for life.
Poor sock survivor.
It must feel like having one foot in the grave.
note: do survivor socks usually go in to theatre as sock puppets?
double note: It’s hard to kill porno magazines: when I see them on the road, they are usually gone when I drive by again. People must take them home and care for them.
triple note: I think I have Grateful Dead socks: they all have a “Touch of Gray“.