Are you tired of movies with linear plots and 2 dimensional characters?
Then you need 3D contact lenses!
They make the most painfully boring movie a major spectacle … but without the spectacles.
How do they do it? I don’t know, but I’m sure drugs and mind control are involved!
note: sure you could probably watch 3D movies with them too.
double note: take the 3D lenses out at a 5th Dimension concert or you won’t see Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr..
triple note: Aquarius/Let the Sunshine makes my arms fly out from my sides and spin every time.
quadruple note: Sponge Bob in 3D …. glasses.