When I think life has become too routine, I remind myself that I am really a sleeper agent for a foreign power.
The monotonous cycle I am in is only an act to leave the enemy thinking I am just another worker bee drudging my life away chasing some carrot on a stick.
And one day I will answer the call of the parentaland and live in a world of intrigue, espionage, and some other French word used in English.
It’s not true of course, but sometimes I have to use any kind of bullshit fantasy to get through a boring day.
note: When “sleeper agents” are activated do they get a “wake-up call“?