My friend’s teeth are all starting to fall out.

He’s taken good care of them: brushing regularly and going to the dentist every 6 months,

but …

they keep falling out one after the other.

He’s not too worried about it for some reason.

He’s only 7 years old though.

Me? I’d be freaking out!!

note: is a mouthful of blueberries classified as bluetooth technology?


4 responses to “Teeth

  1. When I was 7, I had to have a tooth pulled out. I bit the dentist and would not let go. My grandmother promised me a pony if I let the dentist pull my tooth.
    The dentist could not pull my tooth fast enough. I got a pony.

    When I was 37 years old, I had to have 8 teeth pulled out.
    The dentist pulled 8 teeth. I received nothing.

    The best years are behind me.

    Also… my mother wanted to kill my grandmother for a long time after the pony deal. All it would have taken really was a little Valium. I encourage ponies over the use of drugs.

  2. Wind-up teeth would be better than mine. I have a mouth full of fillings and 6 crowns!

    Your friend will break the tooth fairy, especially in today’s economy. May put her out of business.

  3. Just rewarded myself after going to the periodontist (4x a year) with a Dairy Queen blizzard. Cheaper than a pony and require no prescription. All in all, I’d rather have a pony.

  4. Wind up teeth would save a lot of energy from chewing with jaw muscles.
    I had a good dentist comment but I’ll keep it for a post….

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