If there is baby corn, why is there no baby popcorn?

I can see the slogan on the bag: “Every kernel doesn’t pop, but who cares!! It’s baby popcorn!!

I smell more money for movie theatres here somewhere.

note: I bet there are crop circles in “baby corn fields”: they are just smaller and harder to see.

double note: farmers probably use Mr. T. action figures as scarecrows.


3 responses to “Popcorn

  1. Baby popcorn will be sold as a specialty item alongside “Unpopped Corn Crunchers” and “Yummy Floor Corn”.

    You’ve started a very bad thing here.

  2. Then why is there no Momcorn also?

  3. Maybe they only pop the corn that votes…

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