If there is baby corn, why is there no baby popcorn?
I can see the slogan on the bag: “Every kernel doesn’t pop, but who cares!! It’s baby popcorn!!”
I smell more money for movie theatres here somewhere.
note: I bet there are crop circles in “baby corn fields”: they are just smaller and harder to see.
double note: farmers probably use Mr. T. action figures as scarecrows.
Baby popcorn will be sold as a specialty item alongside “Unpopped Corn Crunchers” and “Yummy Floor Corn”.
You’ve started a very bad thing here.
Then why is there no Momcorn also?
Maybe they only pop the corn that votes…