My friend wanted to enter a wet t-shirt contest, but the dry cleaners ruined all her wet t-shirts.
note: if a woman wears a “wife beater“, does she call it a “husband beater“?
double note: Why do you have a dirty briefcase?
I don’t do laundry until tomorrow.
 | sweetiegirlz on Meta 3 +1 Speaking |
 | Kurt Szakacs on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | Ghosts of Showa: the… on Ghost Towns |
 | Janice on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | Sean on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | Bunk Strutts on Meta 3 +1 Speaking |
 | Morgan on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
| Jan on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | firebrandnotes on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | Francois on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | Jacob on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | Mollie on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | Tony McGurk on Meta 3 +1 Speaking |
 | Ted on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
 | cody on Cheese Makes Me Sweat |
http://www.zazzle.com/planetross
I Am The Cheese
http://www.zazzle.com/planetross
I Am The Cheese 
If a male dog wears a “wife beater” is it called a “bitch beater”?
Your friend that has no wet-t shirts because her dry cleaners ruined them is kinda butch for a woman so she probably wouldn’t win anyway…unless it is a lipstick lesbian audience.
What if you were a wife spanker? Would you wear a subdued version of the wife beater? Maybe in pastel hues?