Wet T-Shirt Contests
My friend wanted to enter a wet t-shirt contest, but the dry cleaners ruined all her wet t-shirts.
note: if a woman wears a “wife beater“, does she call it a “husband beater“?
double note: Why do you have a dirty briefcase?
I don’t do laundry until tomorrow.
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If a male dog wears a “wife beater” is it called a “bitch beater”?
Your friend that has no wet-t shirts because her dry cleaners ruined them is kinda butch for a woman so she probably wouldn’t win anyway…unless it is a lipstick lesbian audience.
What if you were a wife spanker? Would you wear a subdued version of the wife beater? Maybe in pastel hues?