Why I’m Not Married
If you really must know why I’m not married.
Sometime between 3 and 6 years old I contracted “Cooties“.
I’ve suffered from this non-fatal but incurable condition ever since.
note: nathaliewithanh – now you know that I know that you know that I know that you know…
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