Venomous

 

There aren’t many mammals that are venomous: what a bunch of underachievers we are.

I guess if people could deliver a lethal bite or sting, there wouldn’t be many people around.

I’ll stick to venomous remarks and towel snapping for now.

note: If you pee all over yourself before going swimming, does that keep the jellyfish away? I’ll try it at the local pool next week.

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3 responses to “Venomous

  1. what about amy winehouse? one bite from her and god knows what kinda disease ur gonna get!

  2. Platypi are venomous, and that’s about it.

  3. I think there’s a venomous shrew too, IIRC. I like how you tagged this post with ‘pee’. Very thoughtful.

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