I’ve been really lost for the last few days.
My friends have abandoned me, and I seem to be wandering around aimlessly in no clear direction.
I could be close to something, but I have no idea.
Can you contact the Park Rangers at Oze National Park in Gunma, Japan for me? My laptop battery is almost dead and I’m really hungry.
I hope there is a search party looking for me.
note: everyone loves a good party, don’t they?