Another “Still More Too Much Time”

3 Things I Don’t Eat

asparagus, esophagus, sarcophagus.

 

Model Ships in Bottles

Big Deal! I want to see a large ship in a massive bottle. Now that would be cool!

 

Dust Bunnies

They breed like rabbits.

 

Barbers in Seville

I bet they get tired of that joke.

 

Self Exploratory Surgery

Don’t go there girlfriend!

 

Cobwebs

Why do I have them? I didn’t eat corn.

 

Greenhouses

They’re just big plastic bags.

 

The Great White Shark

What’s so great about it? I’ve never seen a regular white shark to compare it with.

 

Nudists and Adam

I bet they don’t have the “lint in the belly button” problem.

 

Unicycles

I was doing fine until the training wheels came off.

 

note: if you missed the first 3 in this series and you are a glutton for punishment:

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/too-much-time/

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/still-too-much-time/

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/still-more-too-much-time/

 

 http://humor-blogs.com/

 

 

8 responses to “Another “Still More Too Much Time”

  1. In germany they make Asparagus soup. It’s called ” spargel soup”. I always wanted to order it because I thought they were saying, “Sparkle” soup and i thought it was a cute name, until I found out it was Asparagus…..yuk. I ordered snails and garlic toast instead. lol. Which would you rather eat?

  2. I would order the snails and garlic toast everytime:)

  3. Spargel Suppe is delicious! You missed out. I bet it would have gone great with the snails.

    And I tell you, you don’t know what good eating is until you’ve had my “Sarcophagus au Gratin”. Mmmm. Just the way mummy used to make it.

    Turkish Prawn
    http://foxandmaus.wordpress.com/

  4. Oh, this whole series…I love it. Three things I don’t eat: asparagus. esophagus, sarcophagus (and you could spell them!) ..cobwebs…why do I have them, I don’t eat corn….I had to read that twice! Seriously, this could be one of those little books they sell at the counter of Barnes & Noble. REally little books. Usually they have inspirational things in them. The Hell with inspiration. It never delivers. Planetross does!

  5. “asparagus. esophagus, sarcophagus (and you could spell them!)”

    I bet he cheated, like I would’ve, and used his spell checker 😉

  6. I didn’t use spell check; I looked them up in my “suffix” dictionary 🙂

    The only other one I could think of was “Snufalufagus” from Sesame Street.

    I don’t eat those either 🙂

  7. Self Exploratory Surgery…
    Did you ever see the Mr Bean episode where he did his own dentistry….
    Words can’t describe how fear inspiring it was. I feared dentists before I watched it, it got worse from then on

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