I have giant bonsai trees in my yard.
The people who lived here before me must have failed their bonsai class, so they planted them.
There is not much else you can do with giant bonsai trees.
They are too small to cut up for firewood and too big to stay in a pot.
They are useless once planted too!
You can never hang a birdfeeder or tire swing from them.
They only provide shade to ants.
Kids can’t climb them.
They never grow big enough to create a privacy barrier.
It’s sad really.
Poor giant bonsai trees.
note: I guess dwarfed giant redwood trees just look like regular redwood trees. They can still lead productive lives.
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