Parking Lot Wanker



What’s with some people?

I parked my van in an isolated spot in the parking lot so it wouldn’t get scratched, and some loser parks right next to me. 

He or she could have parked anywhere, but no…….  they chose to be jerks and picked the spot next to me.

Look how close they parked!

They are even over the designated parking lines!

Those lines are there for a reason: they are not guidelines you can just ignore.

I spent a lot of time making my van look good:

washing:10 minutes, 2 weeks ago

detailing: spraying the rust on my rear bumper with rust protectant, emptying ashtray, and putting on a classy bumpersticker.



Yes, that’s the remnants of another classy bumpersticker: Astroboy

When I saw this after returning from making important purchases involving canned ready-to-eat products, I can assure you I examined my van closely for scratches. There were lots of scratches, but none with yellow paint. (that car’s yellow paint at least)

I was lucky this time. 


6 responses to “Parking Lot Wanker

  1. prometheuscomic

    Yes, he/she was a jerk, but he/she parked OK…look at the back wheels: they’re BOTH on the line. That car couldn’t fit within the lines anywhichway.

  2. I hope prometheuscomic knows you’re joking! Funny blog! I love the guys who park their cars on an angle and use TWO parking spots. They’re almost asking to come back to a scratch!

  3. Ooh… that is one classy bumpersticker! 😀

  4. It pays to live in a country where most people don’t understand what it means 🙂

  5. You can’t be too careful with an awesome van like yours!

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