I walked by a mirror and didn’t see my reflection.
It was very freaky!
Maybe it was a window.
I’m not too sure.
I don’t know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck might not be the best idea!
If I had a delicatessen, I’d call it The Psycho Deli.
Maybe I’d have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.
Pets as Gifts
I don’t think it is a good idea to give a pet as a gift.
I usually give 2 pets: a male and female rabbit!
just to be safe.
I Want To Be A Webler!
web log = weblog = blog
Why isn’t it “webl”?
I’d rather webl and be a webler!
I want up and down turn signals on my car: just in case.
Pirates of the Caribbean
I don’t care how good the movies are; the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland sucks.
People in the Southern Hemisphere are pretty good sports about Christmas Carols.
When I was younger, I was a lot shorter than I am now.
Let’s put the “fun” back in “funeral”!
Has anyone ever broken their jaw on a jawbreaker?
Rules are made to be broken.
except in sports.
There’s video replay now!
I’m waiting for the j-pods to come out!
Zombies are a Dying Breed
If everyone were cremated…..
I guess there would be no more Zombie movies!
That would suck.