I have a friend.
He’s not a good speller.
He knows this.
When he writes something on his computer, he uses SpellCheck.
It doesn’t seem to work.
When he sends me something, I can usually spot a few terribly mangled words.
I let him know that there are spelling errors.
He questions me.
“Are you sure? I used SpellCheck. Are you sure syphilis isn’t spelt sifilus? I used SpellCheck.”
I went to his house last week. We were looking at something on his computer. I noticed his SpellCheck button.
It said SpelCzech.
I guess he shouldn’t have bought that cheap Mc N’Tosh computer.
I told him to buy the HooLit Picard, but he wouldn’t listen!