Bull’s Penis


I’m pretty adventurous when it comes to food. I’ll try almost anything: guinea pig, grasshoppers, raw horse, live fish, strange stinky fruit, or unfamiliar vegetables.

A few years ago I went on a company trip to Hong Kong with all the Japanese people I work with. 6 of us went to a restaurant; everyone else ordered fried rice. It was the only thing on the menu that they recognized.
I ordered a few random things and a dish of bull’s penis.

Everyone looked at me like I was queer.

The bull’s penis was served all chopped up marinated in soya sauce.

They looked disappointed.
I think the others expected it to come out in one piece and erect; and that I’d start deep throating it.

After I sampled it, the others eventually tried it.

Then I called them homosexuals.

5 responses to “Bull’s Penis

  1. And did you enjoy the bull’s penis?

  2. HAHA! Hilarious!

    You can go to Korea and finish it off with some bull testicle. I’m for trying anything new for the sake of experience.

  3. jiggyjizza!
    Yes, the bull’s penis was delicious!

  4. you’re a brave one. I prefer my bull penis fed through an I.V.

  5. Gag, Gag, Gag!!!!!

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