Eating a petrified apple is hardcore!
note: I’d like to be a fossil someday, so people would sing about me in that “Do Re Mi Fossil” song.
… and when people asked how I am, I could say, “I’m petrified!, but otherwise fine.“
double note: where I live is famous for apples … and apple trees too!
triple note: I only ever find half worms in apples … they must not be full grown yet.
quadruple note: being petrifried sounds like a bad way to go.
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Today #258
I didn’t make any fatal mistakes today … I used a pencil with a fatal eraser.




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