I’ve discovered a few cures for diseases and viruses over the years.
It’s just that the diseases and viruses haven’t been discovered yet.
I’m patiently waiting.
note: doctors never discover the cure before the disease. … I guess you need a “pre doctoral” degree instead of a ”post doctoral” degree for that stuff.
double note: bird flu, mad cow, swine flu, …
I bet the horses are getting nervous.
triple note: without a chimney there never is a flue season.
I know the days are getting longer in the Northern Hemisphere, but today seemed longer by a few hours!
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Whenever I hear an ambulance’s siren, I always think about the patient riding inside who’s having a very bad day.
I’m always happy when they turn the siren off while still driving.
Because the patient must have got a lot better.
note: Do you phone 119 when you are having a good day?
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