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Tag Archives: If you wait … the sheep will come

Sheep

Posted on April 4, 2009 | 3 Comments

at the movies

 

Don’t count on sheep
To fall asleep
Alcohol is better
And saves sheep for sweaters

 

note: counting sheep makes no census.

double note: What do sheep count to fall asleep?

 

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