If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #15

 

Today was like a first kiss: I didn’t know what I was doing, but it was pretty damn good.

 

subtitle:    ”Sorry Ass”   Sounds like what the mule said when the donkey didn’t get pregnant.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Sorry Ass” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #14

 

Today was like yesterday, but a little closer to next weekend.

 

subtitle:    ”Buy Now Pay Later”  Give your credit cards a rest or suffer a “credit cardiac arrest”.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Buy Now Pay Later” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #13

 

Today my chicken didn’t taste like chicken.

 

subtitle:    ”This Is Life”   welcoming speech at the penitentiary

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“This Is Life” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #12

 

Today I didn’t even care about apathy.

 

subtitle:    ”She’s Just Like Summer”  but without the mosquitoes or sunburn.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“She’s Just Like Summer” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #11

 

Today I needed a few Border Collie sheep dog to round up my thoughts.

 

subtitle:    ”Down And Out”  … sounds like a football/baseball fusion sport thing.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Down And Out” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #10

 

Today my energy level was like a slippery colander: very elusive.

 

subtitle:    ”When You’re Alone”  … is not conjoined twins favorite song.

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“When You’re Alone” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #9

 

Today my feet were on the wrong feet or my toes were mixed up or something.

 

subtitle:    ”Tired And Blue”   … sounds like a hard working Smurf.

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Tired And Blue” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #8

 

Today the caffeine never really kicked in … it just sort of nudged me a bit.

 

subtitle:    ”Stone After Stone”   … will be appearing in famous musician obituary columns eventually.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Stone After Stone” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

http://humor-blogs.com/

If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #7

 

Today I was traveling at lightspeed.

Everyone driving in front of me stopped at all the traffic lights.

 

subtitle:    ”Little Imperfections”     Little imperfections make me tick!  … and twitch … and stammer.

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Little Imperfections” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

http://humor-blogs.com/

If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #6

 

 

Today I felt good enough to go to the doctor.

 

subtitle:    ”Hard To Breathe”   She asphyxiated me, but I wasn’t really broken.

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Hard To Breathe” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

http://humor-blogs.com/