Tag Archives: crying

Sleep

 

Last night I slept like a baby. It was great!

… I didn’t wear a diaper … or soil myself … or cry … or wake up in the middle of the night for some food though.

I guess I didn’t sleep like a baby after all!


No wonder babies are so tired;
… they don’t sleep very well really.

 

note: maybe I slept like a log??

double note: if I sleep with another person who is sleeping like a log too, I guess there isn’t any threat of starting a fire.

triple note: I’ve never started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together! … I’ll add that to my “alternative reality bucket list” … that’s the one that includes things I don’t really want to do too badly.

quadruple note: are there any “Alternative Reality Shows“? … if there were, that would be really cool … unless it was just different shows on different channels … then that wouldn’t be.

quintuple note: sleeping pong” would keep me awake.

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Today #73

I bought a todaily newspaper.

Tear Up

 

It’s kind of nice to have the ability to cry.

It makes us human;

just like the ability to destroy distant universes with a single thought.

… maybe it’s just me that thinks that.

 

note: if people cry all the time, they are either extremely happy or very sad. I’m somewhere in between … chopping onions.

double note:

crying all the time is for the emotionally reckless
never crying is for the emotional recluse

triple note: laughing and crying makes us human: laughing at someone crying makes us inhuman.

quadruple note: Cryonics is the process of freezing people so they can cry in the future.

quintuple note: “Forget the river … Cry Me A Peninsula!”

sextuple note: Prince sings When Doves Cry … that’s pretty insensitive of him.

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notes to myself #160

It’s “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” not “The Boy Whose Wolf Cried”!

Waterworks! … Maybe

the bigger they are the harder they fall!

 

If I’m ever threatened with physical violence, I’m going to cry like a baby.

If my tears and snivelling make the other person refrain from beating the living crap out of me, then that’s fine with me.

… and then who really is the bigger softy baby then?

 

note: babies are cute when they are little.

double note: I’d rather see the tracks of my tears than my intestinal tracts.

 

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Why Onions Make You Cry

 

Onions make you cry because they are cruel, selfish, and insensitive.

Did I say onions?

I meant bad people.

note: I always take an onion to sad movies; just in case I see someone I know.

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