3 Things I Don’t Eat
asparagus, esophagus, sarcophagus.
Model Ships in Bottles
Big Deal! I want to see a large ship in a massive bottle. Now that would be cool!
Dust Bunnies
They breed like rabbits.
Barbers in Seville
I bet they get tired of that joke.
Self Exploratory Surgery
Don’t go there girlfriend!
Cobwebs
Why do I have them? I didn’t eat corn.
Greenhouses
They’re just big plastic bags.
The Great White Shark
What’s so great about it? I’ve never seen a regular white shark to compare it with.
Nudists and Adam
I bet they don’t have the “lint in the belly button” problem.
Unicycles
I was doing fine until the training wheels came off.
note: if you missed the first 3 in this series and you are a glutton for punishment:
http://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/too-much-time/
http://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/still-too-much-time/
http://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/still-more-too-much-time/
