After cutting your own hair badly, you will be able to even it out by yourself.
single scoop: it costs nothing to look like an idiot.
double scoop: Hey Mr. Fly! Save some for the rest of us!
triple scoop: Why do barbers and hair stylists always show you the back of your head with a mirror? I don’t care what it looks like: I don’t have to look at it.
quadruple scoop: If you’ve missed the last 3, they are still here and here and here.