X3. OO7/Sabotanyoki

October 26th ‘09: “007″ continues to grow hair. Don’t miss him and Sobotanyoki in “ Place Matters“!

 

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October 13th ‘09: “007″ is still doing fine. Watch out for him and Sabotanyoki in ” Out of Remote Control“.

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September 23rd ‘09: “007” is doing fine. He’ll next appear in “Origami My Mine“.

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September 18th ‘09: “007” is growing hair like nobody’s business! He’s back in “Tomato Soup or Die!“

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September 14th ‘09: “007” is doing fine and is as fast out of the start as Nyoki was!

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September 10th ‘09: “007” is back in “Rogaine, No Pain“!

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September ‘09:   This is “007“. I figure “007” never dies, so hopefully this won’t either. We shall find out.

Sabotanyoki will appear periodically … or appeariodically be around.
Nyoki’s Brain will be given a decent burial.
I call things I chuck in the garbage “a decent burial”.

 

Below this line is from the time when Nyoki lived … well! 

April 16th, 2009

This is Nyoki.
He cost about $8 and doesn’t take up much room. He will be my friend … if he can grow grass, that I’ll pretend is hair, from his cute little noggin.
I’ve doused him with water and will wait.

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Nyoki died on August 11th 2009. I’m not sure what the cause of death was … but possibly it was just his time. He was a good friend who just ran out of seed or something.
What do you do with a friend who dies? … transplant a new brain into their skull and see what happens!

This is Sabotanyoki! I sense haircuts will not be so frequent from now on. (“sabotan” is Japanese for cactus)

I’ll keep Nyoki’s brain for a while, under super hightech conditions, to see if he revives, but don’t hold your breath.

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July 29th, 2009

Nyoki has proved to be the best of the experiments. I was going to cut his grass, that I’m pretending is hair, but he said chicks dig his “fro”. I’m not sure what that means: as long as I don’t have to start forking out money for hair gel.

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June 17th, 2009

Nyoki is still growing grass that I’m pretending is hair. He was getting a bit uncomfortable with the hot weather, so I’ve given him another haircut. A little shorter and hopefully cooler for him.

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May 19th, 2009

Nyoki is growing grass, which I am pretending is hair, quite nicely. I gave him his first haircut last night. It’s probably a bit cooler for him now that the nice weather has arrived. I may give him a crewcut next time.

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May 5th, 2009

I came back after a week  holiday and Nyoki is as grassy … that I’m pretending is hairy … as a proverbial lawn or other grassy area. Well done!

 

note: I’m just going to put the updates at the almost top of the page from now on: just trying to save all you Nyoki fans all that scrolling and stuff.

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April 23rd, 2009

Nyoki has started to grow some grass that I am pretending is hair.
He will be my friend … and I will continue to douse him with water.

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April 26th, 2009

Nyoki is really taking this grass … that I am pretending is hair … growing business seriously. Well done Nyoki!

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