The White Rabbit

 

When you see a white rabbit, it’s usually just a white rabbit.

Don’t be thinking you are Alice in Wonderland or in The Matrix or something.

 

note: If you see a white rabbit flying an iron, well that’s a different story all together.

 

double note: I’m waiting for “Jefferson Wormhole Technology” to come out with a new Cd. 

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3D

Are you tired of movies with linear plots and 2 dimensional characters?

Then you need 3D contact lenses!

They make the most painfully boring movie a major spectacle … but without the spectacles.

How do they do it? I don’t know, but I’m sure drugs and mind control are involved!

 

note: sure you could probably watch 3D movies with them too.

double note: take the 3D lenses out at a 5th Dimension concert or you won’t see Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr..

triple note: Aquarius/Let the Sunshine makes my arms fly out from my sides and spin every time.

quadruple note: image from here. But the page is selling stuff. You’ve been warned.

quintuple note: Sponge Bob in 3D …. glasses.

 

 

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7-11s

“Sugar and fat are easy scores, that’s why they call them convenient stores.”  The New Odds 

 

 Living above a 7-11 is very convenient, but the apartments are overpriced.

 

note: Lyrics from “Getting My Attention” off The New Odds new Cd “Cheerleader“.

 

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Road Music

 

Travelling from Melbourne to Perth straight involves an awful lot of driving.

When I did this 12 years ago, 3 out of the 4 people in the van took turns behind the wheel: the 4th was not to be trusted.

The only benefit as driver was that you were in control of the music.

I was looking forward to my first driving shift, as the van’s owner and his friend had played Deep Purple for 12 hours non-stop.

Once securely in the driver’s seat I examined the tape selection:

12 Deep Purple cassettes!

I should have saw that coming.

 

note: no one ever fell asleep driving.

 

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Wrapping Paper

There are musical greeting cards that play a little tune when you open them,

but …

why is there no rapping paper?

 

note: Are rappers who talk trash litter?

double note: I thought this wrapping paper  was pretty cool.

 

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Let It Be

 

Don’t get me wrong; I love The Beatle’s music and I like the song Let It Be.

but …

What’s the message here?   “Let It Be“

‘Leave it alone. There is nothing you can do about it, so don’t bother. Don’t do anything.’

 If that’s all Mother Mary whispered to Paul McCartney, I’m sure not holding my breath for enlightenment from that source.

note:  sorry, I’m grouchy today.

 

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The Breakthrough

I’m on the verge of a major breakthrough!

My thoughts are becoming more focused. I’m seeing everything in new ways that I’ve never seen them before. I think I finally know what I want to do.

I’m going to quit my job and …

revolutionize the music recording industry with my “cassette tape worm” technology,

or

start a “gravy stained glass” art studio!

Did I say breakthrough?

I meant breakdown.

 

note: the light at the end of the tunnel may be the entrance to a lighted tunnel.

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You Are So Wrong

 

My friend and I disagreed on something major, and it escalated into a big fight.

We aren’t talking to each other now.

He’s so stubborn sometimes. Everyone knows that …

it’s David Bowie with Queen who sing “Under Pressure“, not Queen with David Bowie.

 

note: I admitted I was wrong about The Vertigo Girls singing the “Hammer and Some Snails” song.

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Elton John Stole My Virginity

In 1973 I was an 8 year old freshfaced naive little kid.

 I was just at the beginning of my musical journey: West Side Story soundtrack, Donny Osmond, The Partridge Family, Neil Diamond, Neil Sedaka, and The Jungle Book soundtrack were the albums I was allowed to play.

I eventually ventured into my brothers’ and sisters’ albums: The Beatles, Mott the Hoople, Bob Dylan, …

and then I discovered Elton John’s “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” album with the first swear word I ever heard in a song.

“Where you really kick the shit when the sun goes down”

from Your Sister Can’t Twist (but she can rock and roll)

Life was never the same again!

Thank you Elton.

How did you lose your musical virginity?

note: you never forget your first.

On the Way to California or London

 

If I were a songwriter, I’d put the word California or London into every song.

These 2 place names seem to appear in an awful lot of popular songs.

It must be a mental image thing.

Wyoming, Vancouver, or Dorset just don’t conjure up any images, like California and London, for most people.

Red Hot Chili Peppers knew what they were doing with Californication. California in the title with a sexual reference and London mentioned repeatedly in the song Emit Remmus: “London in the summertime …”

 

note: original “brain fart” for this idea belongs to Kelly Pettit.

double note: I thought this was an original thought, but I was wrong. Check out Arwononline to see which place is mentioned more often in a song title (unofficially). http://www.users.bigpond.com/arwon222/londoncalifornia.htm

triple note: photo of Aaron from the Broken Condom Babies at the Kelly Pettit ”FUEL: Live At The Bunkakaikan” after-party. 

http://www.brokencondombabies.com/index.php

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kellypettit

 

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