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Some Days

November 13, 2009 · 5 Comments

Geiger Counter tops are hot!

 

Some days I think I’m radioactive because …

it feels like I’m living a half-life.

 

note: a candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long, so a candle that burns twice as dim must burn twice as long … but why bother?

double note: an unlit candle lasts the longest but it’s kind of useless without a match.

triple note: when I think about images of loving life and wanting to squeeze out everyday of it … I think of Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty jamming that nail into his hand in Blade Runner.

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notes to myself #55

You never have a cool hair style.

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Cardboard Display People

October 26, 2009 · 11 Comments

I took this photo in a hurry when no one was around.

 

It would almost be worth it to work at a movie theatre for the cardboard display stuff you could get for free.

 

note: the “cardboard cut out charity” needs your support.

double note: yes, I’ve seen “The Lonely Guy“.

triple note: planetross wants this cardboard display bad. I think after November 3rd it could be gracing my front entrance!

quadruple note: this is Nozomi Ohashi, the little girl who sings the theme song for “Ponyo“. I think everyone in Japan knows it. It’s quite catchy actually … like the flu!

 

 

notes to myself #38

Your brothers and sisters are going to call you “Walter” when you get the mumps. They will probably stop calling you that if you don’t get so mad about it.
… same goes for “Eggward“.

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The Video: Really Bad Things

September 24, 2009 · 18 Comments

 Here is a little video Kelly Pettit  and I made.
It’s a mixture of the “Really Bad Things” series with a bunch of new ones thrown in too!

 

 

 note: a very very very very special “thank you” to Kelly Pettit  who did all the work on this one: director, producer, cinematographer, sound engineer, and most especially editor. I really couldn’t have done this with out his expertise in things I know nothing about.
He also carried half the pool table around with me looking silly for a few hours.
Kelly rocks!!!!

double note: I should have smiled more in this video.

triple note: Really Bad Things, More Really Bad Things, and Still More Really Bad Things are still being bad.

 

notes to myself #10

When you are 9 years old do not do Morris’ paper route for him. He’s not going to pay you; and him and his dad are douche b … oh! … you don’t know those words yet! … they are jerks.

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Good Moody

September 17, 2009 · 4 Comments

Street Dance festival in Kanazawa city

 

Do you ever wake up in the morning and just know that it will be a great big enjoyable day?

No matter what happens, your mood can’t be budged, bullied, or bothered.

Today isn’t one of those days …

but I was kind of hoping.

 

note: At the beginning of “A Hard Day’s Night” when John Lennon laughs at Ringo and George falling down … that’s how I feel on really good days.

double note: I’ve updated a few of the experiments, added a page at the top, and started something different at the bottom of posts.

 triple note: most days I feel like George and Ringo.

 

notes to myself #1

In Grade 4 when you make a deal with Peter to run over the “50 yard dash” finish line together so you can both get 1st place ribbons,  don’t do it. It’s a double cross!

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Sara n’ Mic (the chicken just shit on the book)

September 5, 2009 · 6 Comments

 I think the chicken just shit on the book

 

Sara: How are the Harry Potter books?

Mic: The main character doesn’t live up to his name, but the Potions teacher is awesome!

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Mic: I think the chicken just shit on the book.

Sara: Don’t worry. There is a book cover on it.

 

The complete adventures of Sara n’ Mic: how did you get up there?,  why are the gnomes outside?why are we here?, what time is it?, the phone’s ringing,  who’s winning?  ,  what a great cast!what’s this game about? ,  what’s your friend’s name? and what are you doing down there?  are still collecting dust.

 

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Looking On A Less Than Darker Side

August 28, 2009 · 6 Comments

It will kick your ass ... in a while

 

 

note:  it’s $50 to fix … and imagination is free … so I’m going with the latter.

double note: I wish my side mirror would break so I wouldn’t have to look at it though.

triple note: looking back while driving forward is like reviewing stuff from a different angle. 

quadruple note: “I’ve been there! I know what I saw!”

 

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Transformers

August 18, 2009 · 4 Comments

Transformer Men seem popular in Thailand

 

note: I’m going to slam on my brakes and then we will see who is laughing!

double note:  it must be nice to blow a tire and keep on driving semi- normally.

triple note: more posts to come: keep watching those skies!!

 

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I’ll Be Bark!

July 2, 2009 · 8 Comments

I'll be bark!

 

The Terminator has a dog?
How unbelievable is that?

That’s just so phoney!

Everyone knows the Terminator loves cats!

 

note: it must be a SkyeNet Terrier

double note: I had to research that first “note“. Do I win a prize?

triple note: I was interviewed by Prairie Flounder  over at
Sky Fishing. If you’re interested … or not … check out his cool blog

quadruple note: the interview link is the “interested” one.

 

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Chinese Characters

June 22, 2009 · 16 Comments

the fish was this big!

 

If I was a Chinese character, I’d want to be Arnold from Happy Days or else that guy from The Karate Kid.

 

note: the above drawing is a fictional Chinese character: it means “a lot” to me.

 

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Movie Extras

May 26, 2009 · 6 Comments

Rolling!

 

What motivates people to be movie extras?

Money

I guess if you do it regularly, it’s pretty lucrative.
I wonder who’s appeared the most times as an extra. They must be pretty good at pretend eating in pretend restaurants and pretend walking down streets … or maybe the walking is real and the streets are pretend … or something like that.

You didn’t stick out in any of those 2,000 movies. You are amazing! Spielberg is on the phone for you.

Being Discovered

From “extra” to “bit part” to “supporting role” to “box office superstar“.

I wonder how many Star Wars’ stormtroopers are now big stars. I mean the old stormtroopers, not the “Once Were Warriors” guy that is every stormtrooper now.

Digital effects must have hurt the movie extra business: exotic locations have probably suffered too.

Being Part of the Magical Movie Experience

Fair enough.
I guess if you love movies, but don’t have the time or skills to do any other movie related stuff, it’s a pretty easy way to participate
… except you’re probably moving in on the guy with 2,000 movies under his belt’s territory. That guy’s a genius!

By Chance and Had Nothing Better to Do

A friend of mine was in an “Ernest” movie. He was just part of a mob walking in a parade or something.
He’s still impressing people with that story … and threatening to go to Hollywood.

Immortality

For some people it’s nice to know that a little piece of them will live on in a movie … except for that guy in the 2,000 movies, over 2,000 pieces of him will live on in 2,000 movies … hopefully they weren’t all crap.
He’s playing the odds I guess.

My Take

I’d like to be a movie extra for another reason.
I want to say stuff like ” That sugarcane that tasted good, That cinnamon that’s Hollywood” and get paid for it while pretending to eat something somewhere behind someone who is also pretending to be doing something somewhere in front of me.

… but I’d never even pretend to be in the same league as that guy who’s been in 2,000 movies. That guy is the butter on the popcorn.

 

note: Are extras in a sci-fi movie extra-terrestrial extras?

double note: I have no idea who has been an extra in the most movies: the 2,000 number is pure fiction. I make stuff up sometimes; I’m like that.

triple note: having not ever been … or never been an extra I just assume they say stuff like in REM’s video “Imitation of Life“.

quadruple note: If you don’t know the “Once Were Warriors” film, it’s great. If you don’t know the “Ernest” movies, well … I congratulate you.

quintuple note: I’ve put my name in for a samurai movie, but so far no word yet. There’s always Bollywood!

 

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