That’s Just Growth!

 

 

Why am I nice to children?

… because most of them will grow up and want to kick my ass if I’m not.

 

note: Osgood-Schlatter Syndrome or bone growth below the knees are speed bumps.
I have a few bumps on my head from mental growth … possibly.

double note: those pictures look like an old milk advertisement: Milk does a body good!

triple note: maybe I’ve just gotten considerably smaller in the last 4 years.

quadruple note: everyone changes but I remain the same.

quintuple note: I probably could find a photo of the two of us 8 years ago, but I’m lazy.
At 16 he must still be growing.

 

notes to myself #25

You will be 12 years old before you can pin your sister on the floor and torture her with long drools that almost touch her face.
It only happens once and then she looses interest in this competition for some reason.

Non-Existentialisms

 

If I never existed …

- my childhood nextdoor neighbours would have enjoyed more carrots from their gardens.

- my friends might have had stupid nicknames instead of cool ones like: Papagouchie, Blockhead, and Unibrow.

- my mother might have had a  belly button  … and I never would have.

- everyone after 1980 in Canada would have had a different social insurance number. (I’m not sure how they number birth certificates and passports)

- a few plants might not be living, but … a few more than a few plants might be.

 

note: there would be no notes.
… you’d probably just be reading someone else’s thoughts … in a non psychic way hopefully.

double note: don’t worry, I haven’t been playing on those mood swings.

triple note: I hear pushing up daisies   isn’t much fun.

 

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Out Of Sight, Out Of My Mind

 

Nice day,  innit?

Tammy  over at The Tessarae  wondered if I missed anyone while I was off on vacation.

“Missed” is a pretty strong word, … so is “strong” or “blue cheese“.

Did I think of any of you at all a little bit even fleetingly on my excursion? No, not a bit.

I didn’t think of S. Le  over at I Feel Unusual  at all … which is unusual.

 

 I definitely didn’t think of S. Le’s witty line to Cynical Scribble  about “alcologic“.

 Tammy   never passed through my mind at all while taking this shot of flowers by a strange bridge thingey.

 

 

 Tacky Raccoons   was the furthest thing from my thoughts, although I thought about his cousin the Drunk Tanuki a little.

 

 Epicurienne   didn’t cross my mind or palate.

 

Bonnie Luria   never crossed my palette or my mind.

 

 sweetiegirlz   and her old buildings never entered my head once.

 

 

 w1kkp  and her photos of normal from a different angle didn’t enter my head once with this shot looking up into the sky over ground zero in Hiroshima.

I must have had amnesia about Buck Frain  while snapping this shot of an art poster outside of … someplace … somewhere.

 

 razzbuffnik   never floated through my head while taking this shot of the floating torii at Miyajima. It only floats when the tide’s in though I guess.

 

 Dennis the Vizsla  never entered the doggie door in my head while I snapped this one.

 Turkish Prawn  and Prairie Flounder  were completely absent while looking at the seriously old guns from the 1500’s tucked away inside Matsumoto Castle.

 

I really didn’t think of Doraz  while extremely happy and warm and fuzzy.

 

I didn’t even remember Hot Lard  while taking this one … which is very difficult to do … because they are just rude.

 

I did think about Jim’s Muse  though.

… and Tony  was always a little out of my mind … but I’ve deleted those photos.

I usually just thought about myself the whole entire time.

 

note: I “heart” all of you  in my blogroll … in a manly non-physical way.

 

double note: I’ve missed out a lot of people on the blogroll. I thought of you constantly, but didn’t take any photos … of  skittles, very strangely organized stuff, funny wordplays, penguins, etc … . (sad face)

triple note: I’m sorry if I haven’t caught up on all your blogs, I will shortly (smiley face)

quadruple note: if I’ve offended anyone by not mentioning them, I haven’t meant to.

 

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Paperclips

 

Paperclips are trivial and go unnoticed by most people.

You can live your whole life without needing one.

What do paperclips do?

They hold stuff together that would otherwise just get scattered around, misplaced or lost.

Paperclips are like that one friend or family member that keeps in touch with everyone and lets you know what everyone else is doing.

They keep people from getting scattered around, misplaced, or lost.

They are essential and deserve to be noticed more.

You can’t really live a whole life without needing one.

Those individuals should be called “Peopleclips”.

 

note: pretty snazzy paperclips eh!

 

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Track Lines #5

 

Me: I heat up. I can’t cool down.

Him: Have you tried drinking more water.

Me: My situation goes ’round and ’round.

Him: ahh! you caught me on this one!

 

great photo courtesy of nathaliewithanh.

*  great song here.  (but I seriously hated this one almost as much as “Silly Love Songs” and “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” at one time)

* Track Lines #1 and #2  and #3  and #4  are still spinning.

 

 

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #15

 

Today was like a first kiss: I didn’t know what I was doing, but it was pretty damn good.

 

subtitle:    ”Sorry Ass”   Sounds like what the mule said when the donkey didn’t get pregnant.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Sorry Ass” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #14

 

Today was like yesterday, but a little closer to next weekend.

 

subtitle:    ”Buy Now Pay Later”  Give your credit cards a rest or suffer a “credit cardiac arrest”.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Buy Now Pay Later” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #13

 

Today my chicken didn’t taste like chicken.

 

subtitle:    ”This Is Life”   welcoming speech at the penitentiary

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“This Is Life” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #12

 

Today I didn’t even care about apathy.

 

subtitle:    ”She’s Just Like Summer”  but without the mosquitoes or sunburn.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“She’s Just Like Summer” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #11

 

Today I needed a few Border Collie sheep dog to round up my thoughts.

 

subtitle:    ”Down And Out”  … sounds like a football/baseball fusion sport thing.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Down And Out” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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