I Am The Cheese

Any resemblance to people living, dead, or even the living dead is purely coincidental.

My ass has not been photo-shopped in the above photo.

99% of the photos on this site were taken by me or by someone else with my camera.

7% of the photos are from internet sources.

2% of the photos were taken by Kelly Pettit.

Sorry, I’m not good at math.

An addendum to my me page:

I am 43, live in Japan, and am single.

I am not really a planet; it’s just a name a few friends gave me when they drunkenly decided that I should be a blogger.

Hopefully I won’t be downgraded like Pluto.