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“Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe”,
but sometimes “all I need is the air that you breathe”
… especially if I’m unconscious and poolside.
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note: I use other people’s air when filling up flat tires and buying balloons … but mostly I’m self-sufficient.
double note: inflation is the cornerstone of the balloon market!
triple note: to air is human.
quadruple note: if I have no air, does all my money just go to the Government?
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what I’m listening to now #2: The Talking Heads
Ever see Spaceballs?
President Skroob: Did it work? Where’s the king?
Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. What’s the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: 1-2-3-4-5
President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes!
President Skroob: That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.
Dark Helmet, Colonel Sandurz: [looks at each other]
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S. Le: I’ve seen Spaceballs a few times, but it was one of the few Mel Brook’s movie that I didn’t absorb properly. … I will watch it again and get re-educated.
Imagine the benefits to the environment if we didn’t have to breathe….
Hmmm…
Actually I can’t think of a single benefit. Just millions of decaying bodies everywhere making the planet look untidy.
Tony: if humans didn’t breathe, those roadside sobriety tests would be useless!!! hee hee! … and halitosis would be cured.