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When people say,
“It’s never too early to start thinking about retirement.“,
I have to agree
… most days I’m thinking about not working before I even get out of bed in the morning.
Once I’m at work it’s too late to seriously think about not working
… it’s just a silly daydream from then on.
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note: my retirement plan is not working. It’s a pretty simple plan.
double note: if I didn’t work, I probably would keep myself for sentimental reasons … not like those stupid cheap batteries I buy!




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But never fear, there will still be plenty to do… it’s just no one will tell you to do it, and no one will pay you.
It is lonely being a mascot.
Donald Diddams: my oldest brother says the same thing.
omawarisan: I’ve never been a mascot, so I wouldn’t know. … I consider myself more of a poster boy or cautionary tale … for something or other.
isn’t re-tire-ment when you get new rubber things put on your wheels???
The monkey suit guy looks like Mickey Mouse without ears.
Tony: the monkey suit guy needs to invest in some better shoes to compete with MM.
I just can’t get past that photo! *shudder*
S. Le: some things aren’t better seen in the rearview mirror. It looked pretty friendly when I drove by … and thought I might be hungry and come in for lunch at the restaurant.