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If you’re not selfish, you’re the otherish.
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note: people should probably write their own self-help books.
double note: I wrote a self-help book about buffet style restaurants … or maybe that was a help-yourself book.
triple note: are there Coles Notes, Cliffs Notes, Spark Notes, or York Notes for self-help books? … I like having other people do the hard work for me.
quadruple note: I’m not feeling too selfish today … maybe it’s an out of body experience.




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Makes me want to create a character named Sellfish. Probably the son of a fish salesman. Imagine how badly the other kids will tease him. It’s the perfect name for a bitter disillusioned medieval assassin character.
or Shelfish…
http://tonymcgurk.com/2011/01/24/one-hot-day-at-the-beach/
writerdood: I’ve always wanted to create a character called “Mel Content“. hee hee!
I think thieves study help your self books.
Tony: … and carpenters probably have shelf-help books.
If I wrote a self-help book, it would contain just one word.
Tooty Nolan: only one word? … that doesn’t sound like a self-help book … more like a self-help fortune cookie or traffic sign. hee hee!