When I look at stepladders I think …
“Why aren’t they called “stepsladders“?
note: I’m sure ladder salespeople get the question “Do you have one that looks like a shoe?” a lot.
double note: ladder companies never use the slogan “Let’s get high” for some reason.
triple note: I wish there was a ladder with a chair on top … I’m pretty lazy.
quadruple note: the round ladder never really went anywhere.
quintuple note: possibly there is something to say about “The Church of the Ladder-Day Saints” or “12 Step Programs“ in here somewhere, but I’m not at that level tonight.
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Today #326
Today I couldn’t find the ice cube I dropped last night, but I found a mysterious leak on my kitchen floor this morning. I may call the landlord.
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awwwwww mannnnn… you instantly reminded me of one of my draft book writings regarding the proper usage of words in objects… buttttt i haven’t posted it yet, i should do that soon.
No snakes? What’s that green thing lurking after the step ladder?
That’s what I thought
Certainly, here in Utah it’s the Ladder-day Saints, but that’s because when they were handing out the letters for the regonal accent, we forgot to pick up ‘t’s. I actually know people who spell the town od Delta as Delda. And no one bats an eye.
Stepladders because you mom remarried.
Would a one step ladder be a ladder? Or just a step? The Ladder Day Saints really cracked me up
Thanks for the comments.
For Better GENiUS: thanks for stopping by! I’d read a post like that … you’d better get busy.
madtante: good eye! I didn’t pick up on that at all. (seriously)
corianne: thanks for stopping by! I know I say “budder” and “bedder” instead of “butter” and “better“, but I do know how to spell them … and say them properly if called upon. I travelled with an English guy in Australia and it took him 3 months before he could hear some of his fellow Englishmen say bu..er, be..er and bi..er when talking about butter, better and bitter.
bearman: hee hee! That reminded me of this old post:
http://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/step/
Tony: I bet ladder builders have the motto “one step at a time” … unless they build ladders from the top down.
note: it’s always nice when I can make a not too offensive joke about religious groups.
i’m surprised you even need this ladder, tall person. I’d buy a shoe shaped step ladder.
sweetiegirlz: I don’t need a ladder as much as other people. Actually, I don’t own one: this one was at the gas station.