
It’s impossible to pick the last apple on an apple tree.
You don’t have a choice, sorry.
note: crows usually pick apples at the same time … because they can’t flip a coin, I guess.
double note: I get first pick at the last piece of pizza.
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Today #321
The bottom button hole on my new shirt is horizontal and all the rest are vertical. I’ve been trying to figure out why all day.
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LOL
Can I still pluck it?
Are you sure that’s not a tomato?
I think the last button hole is flat because the gravity is stronger down there.
ha ha! @ your last thought. Some person in the shirt making factory did that on purpose…
Thanks for all the comments.
nenskei: thanks for dropping by.
bearman: sure you can pluck it, remove it, and separate it from the tree … but you just can’t pick it.
Brown Road Chronicles: I know what tomato trees look like … and this isn’t one of them!
Dennis the Vizsla: that makes sense to me, but I’m not a rocket scientist or anything.
sweetiegirlz: the person in the factory did it to both of the shirts I bought. I definitely know when I’ve reached the last button though.
Why not???
Nice photo too
Tony: it’s hard to be choosey when there is only one thing. hee hee!
note: there are quite a few apple trees that just have one apple on them around here. I guess there really is one bad apple in every bunch!