Multilingual

 

I can burp in several different languages.

I have skills

… just not social skills.

 

note: I think everybody could burp in many different languages, but some people just don’t like making mistakes.

double note: when I burp, I like to say the word “eructation“; it makes me feel like a scholar. hee hee!

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Today #262

Today it took a while to turn my van’s engine over; I should have eaten breakfast.

Fouchy-Teely … Or Something Like That

 

I’m not really touchy-feely.

I’m more blankey-starey
… smelly-sniffy
… lippy-smacky
… and  wiggly-eary.

 

note: if they didn’t put up do not touch signs, I wouldn’t touch those signs at all.

double note: hands are handy, but feet aren’t usually classified as being feety.

triple note: why is “felt” called “felt“? … I haven’t touched it yet!

quadruple note: can a person with no hands be handsome? … or a person with no feet have good feetures? … or a blind person have good looks? … or a deaf person be a good listener? … or a person with no ability to feel be sensitive? … or a mute person be vocal?

quintuple note: I apologize in advance for the “quadruple note“; I’m just playing with words. If I’ve offended anyone, I haven’t meant to.

sextuple note: beating someone senseless makes no sense.

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Today #261

Everyone pushed me around today!
I’m not wearing my domino print shirt to work ever again!

Stop Taking Crappy Photos: Tip #1

 

I’ve discovered how to stop taking crappy photos of moving things!

 

 

I let Mr. Pettit  take the photos.

 

note: I went to a BBQ on the weekend expecting this:

 

… but this was on the menu before the steaks

 double note: sometimes I’m in the right place at the right time … and even invited!

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Today #260

Today didn’t have any BBQing or Tahitian Dancing in it. … bummer.