I can burp in several different languages.
I have skills
… just not social skills.
note: I think everybody could burp in many different languages, but some people just don’t like making mistakes.
double note: when I burp, I like to say the word “eructation“; it makes me feel like a scholar. hee hee!
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Today #262
Today it took a while to turn my van’s engine over; I should have eaten breakfast.
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Why did you have to turn your engine over? Was the bottom side wearing down faster than the top side?
I can burp proficiently in German
I belch and fart more of a patois.
I tried burping in Chinese once but I pronounced it wrong & it was mistaken for a fart
I can only manage 3.
Thanks for the comments.
Brown Road Chronicles: I tried turning over a new leaf, but that was too easy. … so I went for the van’s engine.
LC Aggie Sith: I once stayed in a campsite in Germany. The German people thought I was German, until I said something. … I guess I should have burped instead. hee hee!
note: some people think I just write the “hee hee!” for effect, but actually I laugh at my own jokes. (I wish I was a congenital twin so I wouldn’t have to laugh alone) hee hee!
madtante: I don’t think I have a patois, I just glance sideways a lot …which makes people look over where I am looking … just to check. (I never knew I did it, until my friend Mr. Pettit started mocking/imitating me)
note: I don’t fart. It’s unladylike … oh wait a minute! yes I do fart.
Tony: Chinese is tough.
Bearman: 3 burps? … or 3 languages? … or managing 3 burps as a manager?
Photo is of pissed evil gnome.
S. Le: for some reason I knew you would eventually comment on this gnome photo. hee burp hee!