Chopsticks

 

I bet people could eat faster if they used 3 chopsticks.

… and put some sort of handle on the end of them.

 

note: I’m never chopstick stuck … I have quite a few pairs.

double note: chopsticks aren’t really good for chopping things; … they should be called pick-up sticks … but I guess some game company has trademarked that name … or it might get confused with sticks on the ground … that someone wants picked up. 

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Today #164

Today was like an evolving door.

Bubblegum

 

 

 

Why aren’t there more products using “bubble” flavour?

It’s only in gum for some reason.

 

note: my bubblegum tastes like soap.

double note: bubblegumboots probably wouldn’t wear out.

triple note: I’m sure most kids are operating in “a bubblegum economy“.

quadruple note: not many things taste like soap … except soap for some reason.

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Today #163

Today was pretty good, but to be fair … you can’t really mess up a Sunday too badly.

If I Had A GeograPHist Full Of Money

 

I’d like to visit every country in the world: it’s not a goal, it’s just a wish.

If it happens, it happens: if it doesn’t, no problem.

I don’t want to be the person who says, “I’ve been there.“
I don’t want to be the person who pulls out his passport for you to have a look at.
I don’t want to be the person who is wearing an “East Timor” t-shirt.

I just want to see how all the other people live on this planet.

I’m a curious sort.

 

note: I don’t want to go to the moon: there are no people  there.

double note: wouldn’t it be nice to “go on location” like actors. … “I’m cutting hair in Zimbabwe this week and next week I’ll be in Honduras for a few weeks, after that I’m scheduled for Belgium.“

triple note: if I don’t have millions of dollars, I’ll go to all the cheap countries first. hee hee!

quadruple note:

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Today #162

The only person I said more than 2 words to today was the bald guy in the shower at the gym: I asked him how often he shaved his head.
“once every 3 days was the answer.“

Sometimes Advertising Works … Out

 

I think I’d enjoy RITMOStly … except for that guy.

 

note: this poster was outside the gym. All I know is that I’ve never seen anyone like the people in the poster at the gym … except for the guy.
I must go at the wrong time … or something.

double note: the only poster I might have a shot at is a wanted poster, but it’s a long shot.

triple note: I’m sure the people in the poster will be glad to have this poster 10 years from now … for posterity.

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Today #161

Today was a “wham bam thank you ma’am” sort of day … without the ma’am.