I’ve tried it out on people: “This company needs to find some ‘nude erections’.“
Nobody even flinches when I say that fast.
note: I guess naked statues are nude erections.
double note: I read outloud in my head usually, but I had to double check this one reading outloud outside my head for a change.
triple note: I thought there might be a textbook called “New Directions“, so I checked; … but I found something better! New Directions International!
quadruple note: I have nothing against the above linked religious organization. I just think they should have chosen a better name. Actually there are quite a few organizations called “New Directions” … I thought the invention of the compass kind of solved that dilemma.
Today was pretty sterile: it was counter reproductive.