I Am The Cheese

Common Sensorship

November 14, 2009 · 7 Comments

where is the turn left sign? ... How am I suppose to know what is going on?

 

Sometimes I feel like beating people without any common sense.

… then I realize that they have already been beaten common senseless.

 

note: there seems to be two types of people: those with common sense and those who drive in front of me.

double note: common sense is getting less common all the time.

triple note: someone must be selling commonsensory deprivation tanks on late night TV.

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notes to myself #57

You only end up in a real ditch 2 times in your life (at 16 and 17 years old).
… but mental ditches seem to be more hazardous and plentiful.
Always have traction or friends to pull you out.

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