I Am The Cheese

Worldly Things

October 24, 2009 · 5 Comments

When I said I liked "log cabins" I didn't mean this!

 

I have many worldly things, but I want other worldly things too.


… maybe I should have said “more”.

 

note: “nether regional accents” are really funny!

double note: there is no love in the “neither regions“.

triple note: Earth is very worldly.

quadruple note: I bet if you dropped a water balloon on Earth from the moon nobody would see that coming.

quintuple note: is there an “otherworld wide web” in operation somewhere? … or haven’t they invented computers and stuff there yet?

 

notes to myself #36

When you go to Disneyland at 8 years old, don’t be so gullible on the African Safari ride.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • Tooty Nolan // October 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm | Reply

    Maybe there’s an Underworld Wide Web – especially designed for criminals. Of course only stolen laptops could be used, and copyright law would be scoffed at.

  • razzbuffnik // October 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm | Reply

    “nether regional accents” are really funny!

    Because they sound like farts?

  • Doraz // October 25, 2009 at 9:46 pm | Reply

    I am still laughing over the reference to that stupid ride at Disneyland that I fell for also. I tortured my 2 boys over it also…LOL :)

  • planetross // October 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm | Reply

    Thanks for the comments.

    Tooty Nolan: criminal syndicates are against syndication too!

    razzbuffnik: probably they are farts. All farts are not funny though: some people have no sense of timing.

    Doraz: I think there was an individual boat ride too that my father tortured me with … as I headed for the waterfall.
    Why don’t little kids see the rails under the boats? It’s a mystery.

  • razzbuffnik // October 26, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Reply

    All farts are funny, except when I get found out.

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