I wish my eyebrows were below my eyes so they would cover up the bags happening down there.
… and I would know when I had a rogue hair that needed clipping more often.
note: “eyebrows” below the eyes might possibly be called “lowbrows“.
Eyebrows
July 11, 2009 · 9 Comments
Categories: comedy · funny · humor · life · personal · random · random thoughts · stuff · thoughts · word play · words
Tagged: eyebrows, eyebrowsers, eyebrowsing, humor, if you don't have eyebrows ... you are not allowed to brow beat people, lowbrows, rogue hairs
9 responses so far ↓
razzbuffnik // July 11, 2009 at 10:22 pm |
You know you’re getting old when the barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimmed.
Doraz // July 12, 2009 at 1:28 am |
Eyebrows and I do not get along! I just had them waxed! What would that be called? Try sticking your face into a pan of ice cold water…it helps the bags..for me, at least! Good luck!
Tony // July 12, 2009 at 5:20 am |
Use a hot iron to remove those bags. As the skin sears it will also shrink & tighten thus removing the bags & wrinkles. Makeup will cover any scarred, burnt flesh. Problem solved
planetross // July 12, 2009 at 10:12 am |
Thanks for the comments.
razzbuffnik: I had one barber go up my nose in Brazil!
“Betrayed by Eyebrows” would make a good title for an autobiography by somone … who has been betrayed by their eyebrows for some reason.
… I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about … I’m completely wasting your time right now.
Doraz: I’d need a deep pan … otherwise the tip of my nose would just get a bit wet. hee hee!
Tony: ow! that hurts just thinking about it!
razzbuffnik // July 12, 2009 at 12:35 pm |
Having “Brazilian” up the nose!
Now I’ve heard of everything.
Finicky Penguin // July 13, 2009 at 5:34 am |
What if we were all like that Mexican guy with the hair all over his face? I think that would yield sweat.
planetross // July 13, 2009 at 11:34 pm |
Thanks for the comments.
razzbuffnik: I could wear my face bathing suit after that one. hee hee!
He was very professional about the whole thing: a real pro … or probe … or something like that.
Finicky Penguin: I bet we will only know when that guy gets old when his face hair turns grey. hee hee!
I wonder if it will fall out as he gets older … pattern face baldness … or something like that.
JavaQueen // July 17, 2009 at 6:24 am |
Came here by way of DORAZ, you are a nut- a lovable NUT!
planetross // July 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm |
JavaQueen: thanks for stopping by. I’ll take your comment in a complimentary fashion … because that’s how I view most things … as complimentary.
It gets me into trouble sometimes at hotels though. hee hee!