Still More Really Bad Things
These things would also still be really bad:
- youtuberculosis
- a pipe dreamcatcher
- a lemonstration
- SpongeBob SquarePanty lines
- a wire tapioca pudding
- vending machine guns
- a gummy bearskin rug
- a flying saucercumcision
- heretic tacs
- a beatnik knack
- a commuter train of thought
- alkaline dancing … or just line dancing
- an absolooting
- a Welcome Back cotter pin
- a time share cropper
- having a hobby hoarse throat
- obscurvy
- kangarulers
- a suicide salad
- a punctured eardrum kit
- a saltwatermelon
- a tuna meltdown
- cheetah tahs!
- a chocolate barstool pigeon
- a toxic waste band
- a daffodil pickle
- a combination lockness monster
- a window psilocybin mushroom omeletter of recommendation
note: I do have “a coffee mugging” … now!
double note: Really Bad Things and More Really Bad Things are still fake furmenting.
triple note:
quadruple note: sorry I haven’t been frequenting all your awesome blogs … frequently and on a regular basis non sporadically: “hit shappens” or something like that. Bork is a Witch!
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10 responses so far ↓
Doraz // June 25, 2009 at 4:20 pm |
Well, if you sold and designed mugs…you would make a fortune! I love this post! Too funny.
Tony // June 25, 2009 at 8:42 pm |
Salt watermelon, YUKKO!!!
I like your mugs but I’m a cheapskate. Can I have a free one???
S. Le // June 25, 2009 at 11:13 pm |
1. Fantastic mug design.
2. Where do you come up with this stuff?
Tammy // June 26, 2009 at 2:29 am |
kangarulers…haha!
a daffodil pickle…hahahaha!
Love the coffee mugging mug! What a great post! Your brain must ache now.
Eric Richardville // June 26, 2009 at 3:10 am |
That is hilarious. I love your sense of humor. So funny.
razzbuffnik // June 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm |
“a flying saucercumcision”
I can’t even say it, let alone want to ask for one.
“a window psilocybin mushroom omeletter of recommendation”
I think I had one of those in Bali. I saw the Ramayama in the clouds and the statues wagged their fingers at me as I was reading other people’s minds, uninvited.
Tony // June 28, 2009 at 6:35 am |
I think you missed my previous comment; I like your mugs but I’m a cheapskate. Can I have a free one???
w1kkp // June 29, 2009 at 11:20 am |
No, Tony, you can’t have a free mug. PR creates language keebobs for free not mugs.
Unless he’s got some sort of kiln in that weird van.
Clark Bunch // June 29, 2009 at 6:37 pm |
I have a friend that owns a deli. Hot tuna meltdown is what he calls a tuna melt. It’s my favorite.
planetross // June 30, 2009 at 12:06 am |
Thanks for all the comments!
Doraz: I do design a few mugs … the selling part is the problem. I had a fortune from a cookie, but I ate it: I guess I’m fortunate. hee hee!
Tony: maybe one day if you’re really lucky.
S. Le: this design was mostly nathaliewithanh’s doing. I just sent her the uncoloured drawing and she did the rest.
Some things just come to me and I try to scare them away … but if they keep hanging around I’ve got to put them somewhere. hee hee!
I forgot to put in “Mary Tyler Moorse Code“!
Tammy: I’ve been using the “kangaruler” joke for years. At work there is a stuffed kangaroo handpuppet and when we learn the word “ruler” … I stick the ruler into the handpuppet and pull it out slowly saying “kanga … ruler“. Kids usually associate the 2 words together after that.
Eric Richardville: thanks.
razzbuffnik: I remember a couple of guys who ate some magic mushrooms on Gili Trawangan in Indonesia. The next morning at breakfast they couldn’t read the menu: their vision eventually came back. I don’t think they did the mushrooms again after that.
w1kkp: thanks. Congrats on your prize! Well done!
Clark Bunch: thanks for stopping by. I guess I should change that one to a “hot tuna meltdown coat of paint thinner” … just to be original. hee hee!