A pregnant woman is possibly a ”waiting womb attendant” … figuratively speaking literally.
note: if a mother isn’t pregnant, is she an unexpectant mother?
double note: if a woman doesn’t know she’s pregnant, is she an unexpectant mother too?
“oh! I wasn’t expecting that!“
triple note: if a woman isn’t pregnant, is she a non-unexpectant mother? … or is that just another term for an expectant mother once you peel those double negatives off of it?
quadruple note: if you have two photo negatives, is that positive?
quintuple note: I may start taking infertility drugs to offset the effect of fertility drugs. Maybe I could do an “infermercial” … or something … and make a few bucks.
sextuple note: I think I’m using infertilizer in my garden.
septuple note: The photo has nothing to do with pregnant women: pregnant women might have made those sandals, but I don’t know for sure either way. I just don’t have good photos of pregnant women … or any photos for that matter.
Just thinking about the Tom Waits’ line “making feet for children’s shoes” or something like that.
3 responses so far ↓
Mental Mist // June 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm |
ok that settles it, im taking two negatives with me wherever i go
Tony // June 10, 2009 at 8:53 pm |
Lucky I read the septuple note I was going to ask if they were special regnant woman shoes.
If a woman isn’t pregnant but people think she is is she just too fat??
planetross // June 11, 2009 at 1:13 am |
Thanks for the comments.
Mental Mist: when I’m with a negative person, I try to find another negative person … and that usually makes things positively negative. hee hee!
Math teachers don’t know what they are talking about.
Good to see that you are still kicking around!
Tony: I’m not touching that one! hee hee!