If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #14

 

Today was like yesterday, but a little closer to next weekend.

 

subtitle:    ”Buy Now Pay Later”  Give your credit cards a rest or suffer a “credit cardiac arrest”.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Buy Now Pay Later” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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The House, The Tree, And The Rock

 

 I think these people are trying to move their house … very slowly.

 

note: if patience is a virtue, these people are very virtuous.

double note: actually they are bending the tree away from the carport area, but man they must really love that tree to put up with having to navigate the obstacle course they’ve created at their front door.

 

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Walking Into The Future

      

 

Can you imagine people walking around in these things?

in the Post Office, at the supermarket check-out, on the bus, …

What a nightmare!

People will be doing all kinds of damage stomping around.

I want one! … with arms!

 

note: they’ll probably build one for dogs … so you can take them for walks.

double note: they only go about 1 kilometre per hour … so if you are in need of speed, you’d better get one of these instead.

or these

or these

 

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #13

 

Today my chicken didn’t taste like chicken.

 

subtitle:    ”This Is Life”   welcoming speech at the penitentiary

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“This Is Life” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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Indecision

 

 

note: sometimes new scenarios are new … and … scenarioish.

double note: Gandalf … was full of crap.

 

 

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Sara n’ Mic (what are you doing down there?)

 

 

Sara: What are you doing down there?

Mic: I’ m trying to earn a living.

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Sara: You are “ruining” the garden!

Mic: That’s the plan.

 

 The complete adventures of Sara n’ Mic: how did you get up there?,  why are the gnomes outside?, why are we here?, what time is it?, the phone’s ringing,  who’s winning?  ,  what a great cast! ,  what’s this game about?  and what’s your friend’s name? are still collecting dust.

 

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #12

 

Today I didn’t even care about apathy.

 

subtitle:    ”She’s Just Like Summer”  but without the mosquitoes or sunburn.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“She’s Just Like Summer” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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LEGSWAP

 

 

I can’t stop thinking about lust.

I wish I had more envy … especially yours.

I can’t consume enough gluttony.

I’m indifferent about sloth.

I hate wrath … it makes me angry.

I can’t get enough avarice.

Your lack of pride is contemptible.

 

note: I was going to use “greed” instead of “avarice” but I needed another vowel.

double note: why aren’t there “the 7 okay once in a while sins”?

 

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If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #11

 

Today I needed a few Border Collie sheep dog to round up my thoughts.

 

subtitle:    ”Down And Out”  … sounds like a football/baseball fusion sport thing.

 

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Down And Out” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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Sheep

 

Don’t count on sheep
To fall asleep
Alcohol is better
And saves sheep for sweaters

 

note: counting sheep makes no census.

double note: What do sheep count to fall asleep?

 

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