When someone questions my integrity, I usually say, “Why are you talking about my underwear?“.
Oh! I call my underwear “integrity“.
I thought you knew that.
note: my old underwear were called “decency” and “evidence” but I don’t have a shred of those left.
double note: my new underwear are fine; thanks for asking.
triple note: image from here.
5 responses so far ↓
sweetiegirlz // November 20, 2008 at 2:36 am |
The only time underwear needs underwear is when women wear thongs.
Tammy // November 20, 2008 at 3:05 am |
If your new underwear is fine, then they may shred. Is the plural of underwear, underwear? Are people who wear underwear, underwearers? What do you call wearing no underwear? Underbare? I don’t know.
My grandma called them ’step-ins’ because you know…you step in them. She really did.
It’s not even 3 a.m. here.
Bunk Strutts // November 20, 2008 at 4:48 am |
Everything I sit on feels like underwear. Except for the toilet seat and my bed, the latter of which feels like underwear.
Bunk Strutts // November 21, 2008 at 3:58 am |
Also, clothing should be more accurately described as “overwear.”
planetross // November 21, 2008 at 2:30 pm |
Thanks for all the comments.
sweetiegirlz: thongs are underworn around here.
Tammy: hee hee. I think my old underwear classify as underwere now.
Bunk Strutts: as long as they feel like your underwear it’s okay.