I Am The Cheese

Money Making Scheme #5

October 14, 2008 · 4 Comments

I’m going to sell recycled paper clips.

They are just regular paper clips but used for recycled paper.

Go Green! Save the Earth! and all that stuff.

 

note: I may expand in to recycled paper shredders and recycled paper towel holders.

double note: recycling rolling papers could prove difficult.

triple note: origami is destroying the rainforests!

quadruple note: image from here.

quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 are still scheming.

 

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  • bonnieluria // October 14, 2008 at 1:06 am | Reply

    You can’t re-cycle a tissue either, once it’s been used.
    It’s pointless to ask to borrow a tissue as I’d prefer if you kept it.

    bonnieluria: The Tour de France seems to get recycled every year and some people seem not to notice.

  • Turkish Prawn // October 14, 2008 at 12:57 pm | Reply

    Used tissues aren’t pointless! Once they dry out, they get all crunchy and pointy.
    (eww)

    -Turkish Prawn

    Turkish Prawn: you are grossing me out. But I’m used to people “gee-rossing” me out!

  • nathaliewithanh // October 14, 2008 at 2:37 pm | Reply

    Scrap paper should be recycled into papier mache trees (origamis would be redeemed.)

    And toilet paper as crap paper.

    nathaliewithanh: crepe paper? Crepes don’t taste like crap, I know that you know that I know that you definitely don’t think that. And you know that I know that you know that I don’t think they do either.
    Paper mache trees would be might result in a lot of paper mache cuts.

  • pannonica // October 14, 2008 at 3:29 pm | Reply

    You’d be surprised what you can do with a paper clip. One Red Paper Clip

    pannonica: I was going to use that photo for this blog, but chose otherwise. Thanks for the link: I didn’t know that house was so famous.

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