I Am The Cheese

Money Making Scheme #4

October 6, 2008 · 6 Comments

I’m going to sell french fries with ketchup inside of them.

Maybe I’ll put “mayonnaise” inside the ones sold in Europe and “poutine” in the ones for all those French Canadians.

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note: image from here.

double note: Stompin’ Tom really does sing about all the things that truly matter.

triple note: I will bury all those “little package condiment people”.

quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 are still scheming.

 

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6 responses so far ↓

  • sweetiegirlz // October 6, 2008 at 12:20 am | Reply

    poutine fries would be FAT and also fattening!

    would you also make chili cheese fries inside out?

  • nathaliewithanh // October 6, 2008 at 2:44 pm | Reply

    Sweetiegirlz, I hate to break it to ya but fries ARE FAT and also fattening.

    planetross, I looked up poutine on Wikipedia. Do people actually EAT that? And they are semi-French? Clogged arteries come to mind.

  • sweetiegirlz // October 6, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Reply

    Nat–I meant squishy fat…and fattening-”er”.

  • S. Le // October 6, 2008 at 10:31 pm | Reply

    Sounds very gross. You won’t get any money from me!

  • planetross // October 7, 2008 at 12:29 am | Reply

    Thanks for all the comments.

    I just get annoyed when I have to beg for ketchup packets at the counter. There is no “help yourself pump” over here.

    French Canadians eat that stuff by the bucket I’m told. I think I may have more in common with them than I thought. And they have habitant pea soup too!

  • Tony // October 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm | Reply

    What a great idea. It really sucks when you have to pay extra for those little packets.

    I remember years ago in the Good ‘Ol Days (I used to long to be old enough to remember the Good ‘Ol Days) when you bought a meat pie they would stick the sauce squirter nozzle through the top & pump it in & it didn’t cost any extra

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