I Am The Cheese

Professionals

September 20, 2008 · 6 Comments

If someone is classified as a “professional” because they get paid to do something: ie. athlete, photographer, musician, …

then is an unemployed person who gets paid to do nothing by the government called an “unprofessional”?

 

note: How can people call themselves ”professional gamblers“ when the majority of them lose money?

double note: How do I join the “professional bingo” circuit?

triple note: one banana, two banana, three banana, four!

 

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  • S. Le // September 20, 2008 at 1:24 pm | Reply

    I want to be a professional coffee drinker. Or a professional blogger/Internet surfer! The combination of the two would be fab!

  • pannonica // September 20, 2008 at 2:24 pm | Reply

    pro·fes·sion·al \prə-’fesh-ən-əl\ n. someone who thinks that if something is worth doing, it is worth doing well.

    am·a·teur \’am-ə-tər, ə-chər\ n. someone who thinks that if something is worth doing, it may be worth doing badly.

    -Robert Littell, The Amateur (1981, Simon and Schuster)

    pannonica: I think Meatloaf said, “Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.” I’m not sure if that was before or after collapsing backstage.

  • jimsmuse // September 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm | Reply

    Professional or unprofessional, the important thing is that everyone who loves that picture go immediately to youtube and watch the Dickies cover the Banana Splits theme song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flMS2gHFOH0&feature=related

    It always makes me smile :)

  • pannonica // September 20, 2008 at 7:22 pm | Reply

    planetross: Ernie Kovacs’ personal motto was “Nothing in Moderation.”

  • nathaliewithanh // September 20, 2008 at 9:09 pm | Reply

    Exactly right! You either are a Yuppy (Young Urban Professional) or a Yucky (Young Unemployment Collector) – in the US anyway. In Belgium, collecting unemployment has become somewhat of a profession for some – they have jobs on the side.
    I think that professional gamblers have the same right to call themselves professional as professional stockbrokers (oh wait – it’s my money they are losing, not theirs!) I’m not bitter.

  • Tony // September 20, 2008 at 10:09 pm | Reply

    If you can’t do something worth doing right, do it anyway, worry about the consequences later

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