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The French Foreign Legion

August 14, 2008 · 3 Comments

I’m thinking about joining the French Foreign Legion.

The local Legions don’t serve wine.

note: Do the French celebrate “B Day”? (say it out loud)

double note: Is there a French Local Legion too? I like to be at home on weekends.

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Tagged: bidet, French Foreign Legion, humor, It's all a beau jest, Legions, wine

3 responses so far ↓

sweetiegirlz // August 14, 2008 at 6:11 am | Reply

admit it, you just want to join for the French’s mustard. That is one ‘butt ugly’ hat, I see you as more of a beret man.
bonnieluria // August 14, 2008 at 11:22 am | Reply

I get the pronunciation of B day, and appropriately, at first glance, that hat looks like a roll of toilet tissue!
Merde!
S. Le // August 14, 2008 at 2:08 pm | Reply

I’m sure a lot of the French DO celebrate the bidet!

The hat would keep your neck from being sunburnt.

Would you like red or white wine with your MRE?

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